WHEN THE LORD WAS CREATING
FATHERS,
HE STARTED WITH A TALL FRAME.
AND AN ANGEL
NEARBY SAID,
WHAT KIND OF FATHER IS THAT?
IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE CHILDREN SO CLOSE
TO THE GROUND,
WHY HAVE YOU PUT FATHER UP SO HIGH?
HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SHOOT MARBLES
WITHOUT KNEELING,
OR KISS AND TUCK A CHILD IN BED
WITHOUT BENDING.
GOD SMILED AND SAID, YES, BUT IF I MAKE HIM CHILD SIZE,
WHO WOULD CHILDREN HAVE TO LOOK UP TO?
AND
WHEN GOD MADE FATHER'S HAND,
THEY WERE VERY LARGE AND STRONG.
AND THE ANGEL SHOOK HIS HEAD SADLY AND
SAID,
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
DOING?
LARGE HANDS ARE
CLUMSY. RUBBER
BANDS OR PONYTAILS OR EVEN
BASEBALL
BATS."
GOD SMILED AND
SAID,
"I
KNOW, BUT THEY'RE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD EVERYTHING A SMALL SON EMPTIES FROM HIS
POCKETS AT THE END OF THE DAY... YET SMALL ENOUGH TO CUP A DAUGHTERS FACE IN
HIS HANDS."
THEN GOD MOLDED LONG, SLIM LEGS
AND BROAD SHOULDERS.
"BOY, THIS IS THE END OF THE WEEK, ALL RIGHT!"
HE SIGHED, " DO YOU REALIZE YOU JUST MADE A FATHER WITHOUT A
LAP?
HOW IS HE GOING TO PULL A CHILD CLOSE AND HOLD
HIM WITHOUT THE KID
FALLING
BETWEEN HIS LEGS?"
GOD SMILED AND SAID, "A FATHER NEEDS STRONG SHOULDERS
TO PULL A SLED,
BALANCE A BOY ON A BICYCLE,
OR HOLD A SLEEPY HEAD ON THE WAY
HOME
FROM THE CIRCUS."
GOD WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF CREATING TWO OF THE LARGEST FEET ANYONE HAD EVER
SEEN
WHEN THE ANGEL COULD CONTAIN HIMSELF NO LONGER.
" THAT'S NOT FAIR! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
THOSE LARGE THINGS ARE GOING TO DIG OUT OF BED
EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN THE BABY CRIES?
OR
WALK THROUGH A SMALL BIRTHDAY PARTY
WITHOUT CRUSHING AT LEAST THREE OF THE GUEST?"
GOD SMILED AND SAID,
"THEY'LL WORK. YOU'LL SEE.
THEY'LL SUPPORT A SMALL CHILD WHO WANTS TO
RIDE A HORSE
TO THE KITCHEN AND BACK, OR SCARE OFF MICE AT THE SUMMER CABIN,
OR DISPLAY SHOES
THAT WILL BE A CHALLENGE TO FILL."
GOD WORKED THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT, GIVING THE FATHER FEW
WORDS, BUT A FIRM, AUTHORITATIVE VOICE; EYES THAT SAW EVERYTHING, BUT
REMAINED CALM AND TOLERANT.
FINALLY, ALMOST AS AN AFTER THOUGHT,
HE ADDED----TEARS.
THEN HE TURNED TO THE ANGEL AND SAID,
"NOW THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE COMPLETED
AND THE ANGEL,
SHUT UP.